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yo. ellaine!mae is here. yup, it's her blog. she likes GREEN, screwdrivers and her friends. (L)



meh.
twisted sunburn.

Neo Jun Hao twisted my sunburnt arm ! Dx
i shall skin him alive tomorrow.
even if he alrdy apologised.
like, after putting down th phone on him 3times.
squishy, you suck..
still on with th plans ? :D

i was duper pissed at NJH today.
stupid squishy.
and this brightened up my day. :D
enjoyenjoyenjoy. :D
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- Being weird is like being normal, only better.
- Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. (thisis my iPod wallpaper. :D)
- Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
- When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
- It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
- They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
- I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
- One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
- It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
- Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
- We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
- Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!
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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
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this made me smile.
hahah.
and by th time i finished retyping this,
i've forgiven NJH.
and th plan is ongoing. LOL.
dun-dun-duuun.